351 Dead Generals

I would take all of these with a grain of salt, but, this is a writing generally made through channeling various lemurs into it, all the things made here may or may not happen!!! Who knows, but lets fuck around with the old ones and see!!! Enjoy the show!! If not seriously, I would take these as riddles for sure! I was suggested and prompted to make this from Katak one night and she wanted me to generally make it throughout quite a few months, welcome to 351 dead generals, enjoy!! May lemuria come! Yay to lemu!!!!!

LOL there are so many grammar mistakes, I was way too lazy to fix this myself so enjoy